Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
Friends, Romans, Crypto-Citizens! I come to you not to bury Caesar, but to... well, to ask for Monero. Look, things have gotten dire. My pet goldfish, Bubbles, has developed a crippling addiction to gourmet fish flakes (don't judge, it's a long story involving a fancy pet store and existential dread). The bills are mounting. The pressure is immense. Bubbles glares at me with increasing disdain every time I offer him regular flakes. He needs Monero-fueled gourmet flakes, people! It's the only way to save him from a life of bland, unfulfilled fish-flake existence. Your unreasonable donation is literally the difference between gourmet and... goldfish despair. Think of the scales. Think of the fins. Think of the gourmet flakes!
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